Minimoto
(专辑: Under The Counter - 2008)
[Eggsy] Minimoto, try to catch me Photo evidence too blurred to match me Scaled down, my mini superbike Or petrol driven quad takes me places I
like Like booze you can have it off licence Some make a
sound like souped-up Dysons Me so horny, me love you long time Ride it at nights you might get a
fine Burnouts, endos, doughnuts It might be small but it's ridden by grown-ups Like Maradona with the
Hand Of God Cruising up Bristol with my mates in a
quad Put the
pedal to the
medal from stop to go If I
get caught then I've breached my ASBO Got banned from the
centre of town Night falls, so I
burn your house down [Adam] It's got 2
wheels that go like 4
I
haven't got a
licence, I
don't like the
law Minimoto, it's road legal My Missus on the
back, puffing on a
Regal You don't like it stop complaining I'm the
one whose getting wet when it's raining Chuck it in the
back of my Capri Smoke a
fat bong, drive round the
Forest Green [Eggsy] 2
wheels, 1
pair of Nike Like Richard Hammond when I
get on the
mic 1
kid, 1
hooded top Smack yer arse when I
drive by the
bus stop [Adam] Minimoto, with a
bodykit I
squat on it like a
need a
shit I'm on the
streets, where the
birds are bitter I'm like Easy Rider but a
bit shitter [Mike Balls] I
ain't got a
helmet, don't need a
test I
can drive a
minimoto like a
man possessed I
can drive it on the
pavement or even in a
field I
smashed it up twice but the
scars have healed Taking a
risk by cutting up 2
cars Front brakes locked up, went over the
handlebars I
ain't got a
Harley, I
ain't got a
Honda I
got a
minibike and I
drive it up the
Rhonda [Billy Webb] With your knees at your chin the
fun begins Your final warning it could end up in a
dustbin It might be exciting when you pull off a
stunt But it's a 3
years olds toy that makes you look really stupid... [Eggsy] Some come from China, some Japan I
buy it on the
net or in Cwmbran It don't cost much, round 90 quid And I
won't get caught cause I
keeps it hid [2 Hats] I
got a
minimoto cause I
seen in a
photo Ozzie Osbournes got one and he's going fucking loco He went and done a
wheelie on a
whim Went too far, and broke a
limb Jumping over stuff like Evil Kineavil I've had more crashes than Eddie The
Eagle Like Kickstart but you don't get a
prize Cause your hundred thousand times more likely to dies [Eggsy] Open road, vanishing point It feels much faster if you smokes a
joint [Billy Webb] Mission aborted, gone for a
smoke Tried to run on a
chip but the
engine broke (?) [Eggsy] Don't stop me now cause I'm having a
good time Got pulled over, was expecting a
fine But in court to my dismay Minimoto got crushed, the
same day It was smashed up in a
cube when they gave it me back And I
sold it on for 50 quid for scrap Then I
went home and went online I
bought another one for £49.99