The Worst Pies In London
(专辑: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2023 Broadway Cast Recording) - 2023)
[MRS. LOVETT:] A
customer! Wait! What's yer rush? What's your hurry? You gave me such a
Fright. I
thought you was a
ghost Half a
minute, can't yer? Sit! Sit ye down! Sit! All I
meant is that I
Haven't seen a
customer for weeks Did you come here for a
pie, sir? Do forgive me if me head's a
little vague Ugh! What is that? But you'd think we had the
plague From the
way that people Keep avoiding No, you don't! Heaven knows I
try, sir! Yich! But there's no one comes in even to inhale Right you are, sir. Would you like a
drop of ale? Mind you, I
can't hardly blame them These are probably the
worst pies in London I
know why nobody cares to take them I
should know I
make them But good? No The
worst pies in London Even that's polite The
worst pies in London If you doubt it, take a
bite Is that just disgusting? You have to concede it It's nothing but crusting Here drink this, you'll need it The
worst pies in London And no wonder with the
price of meat What it is When you get it Never Thought I'd live to see the
day Men'd think it was a
treat Finding poor Animals Wot are dying in the
street Mrs. Mooney has a
pie shop Does a
business but I've noticed something weird Lately, all her neighbors' cats have disappeared Have to hand it to her Wot I
calls Enterprise Popping pussies into pies Wouldn't do in my shop Just the
thought of it's enough to make you sick And I'm telling you them pussy cats is quick! No denying times is hard, sir Even harder than The
worst pies in London Only lard and nothing more Is that just revolting? All greasy and gritty It looks like it's molting And tastes like Well, pity A
woman alone With limited wind And the
worst pies in London! Ah, sir Times is hard Times is hard