Jesus Came To Tennessee
(专辑: Modern American Protest Music - 2012)
Jesus came to Earth today, smack-dab into Tennessee Knocked upon my front door said, "Hey Will, remember me?" I
said, "Oh Lord please forgive me, but I
ain't real good with names "But your face looks real familiar. Wait a
second, uh, is it James?" And he said, "No, no, no" He said, "It's Jesus you know, the
Son of God?" and I
didn't realize I
said, "Man, I'm sure sorry" and invited him inside Offered him a
sandwich 'cause he was looking awful thin And then I
went and got nervous and said, "So Jesus, where you been?" And he said "Heaven Will, I've been in heaven" And then I
saw him looking at a
picture from my wedding day Of my wife and me and our one-year-old son. I
said, "I guess that's not okay?" He said "The truth is, all I
care about is that you love and take care of your kids "Remember I
was born out of wedlock too, though some folks soon forget" They'd soon forget We just sat there talking, watching the
TV news I
asked him "Fox or CNN?" He said, "Will, I
prefer the
truth" I
said, "PBS, okay my friend" and we both had a
laugh But with the
stories they kept showing, he started looking pretty sad It was all war and death and hatred, poverty and greed He said "The rich folks and politicians are sure starting to get to me "What part of 'love your neighbor' is so hard to understand?" I
said "Don't take it too hard Jesus, let's just take a
drive my man" Take a
drive my man Hopped into my old Ford and went out for a
spin Drove past a
military funeral where we saw these angry men With signs that said that "God hates fags", Jesus said "Let me out" Walked up to them all calm and cool and I
heard one man shout "Get out of here, you goddamn hippy, I
can't wait for you to die" And Jesus said "I already did" and then smiled and waved goodbye Got in and said "Daddy don't hate nobody, that's an awful thing to say "Plus, Daddy knows what he's doin': He's the
one that made 'em gay" God made 'em gay I
went back to driving and then I
saw him shed a
tear He said "Y'all sure have made a
mess of all the
things that we gave you down here "All this war and global warming, no help to the
sick and the
poor "I guess Daddy and I
should just pull the
plug, y'all ain't worth it anymore" I
said, "Woah! Jesus, Jesus, take it easy. I
gotta pick my two sons up at three "And if it's gonna be Armageddon, I
think I'd like to have them here with me" He said "Okay then let's go get 'em" and then we turned up the
radio And we sang along to old Merle Haggard songs as we rode on down the
road "Mama Tried" Oh, Mama tried Pulled up to the
playground and Jesus said "Lookey there" All the
kids were running 'round laughing, there was smiles everywhere The
white, the
black, the
Chinese, the
short, the
fat, the
tall Christians, Muslims, Jews and Atheists having themselves a
ball Jesus smiled and said "Well, maybe there's hope for you folks yet "Learn a
lesson from your children and try not to forget "And I'll call off this doomsday end of the
world and I
can go back home "It gets wild when I
leave Daddy and John Lennon up there all alone" Oh yeah I
said "Okay Jesus, thanks for hanging. See you another time" And just like that he was gone and everything seemed fine I
yelled, "One more thing Jesus, could you help me write some hits?" And in a
big voice he said that "I will, if you quit writing songs like this" Amen