It Ain't A Crime
(专辑: Same As It Ever Was - 1994)
Johnny was a
bad boy He was a
juvenile delinquent He had his picture On the
wall of every precinct He had a
rep for hanging out with his homies Puffing on the
blunts And sipping on the
40's But when he spoke Nobody would listen And when he was home His parents, they would diss him They called him a
bum A
worthless piece of shit So over this he had a
fit And now he grabs his bag And heads for the
door And walks to the
neighborhood Liquor store Pulls out a
gat And tells the
old man, "Hit the
floor" Then breaks open his register drawer Pulls out the
money Stuffs it in his pocket Points his pistol Then he starts to cock it The
man panicks and the
gun goes off Stupid old fool Made Johnny blow his head off But he don't care 'Cause he was taught It ain't a
crime If ya don't get caught [chorus (3x)] It ain't a
crime if you don't get caught That's how it is homie like it or not Now, coming out of the
store Johnny shot two acpedic Jews When he got home His face was on the
news His mom freaked out Told him, "Get the
fuck out" That's when the
pigs rolled up So, yo he ducked out He hit the
back door Like his name was Carl Lewis Dipped to the
pay phone To find out where his crew is He called up his home boy Jose (word up) "Can I
come over, my man?" He said, "No way!" The
cop was here He was looking all over for ya But I
told the
pig I
didn't know ya He said, "Cool, pick me up at the
school I
need a
ride 'cause I'm wanted for homicide" Johnny's got his gun And he's on the
run But he don't care To him, the
shit's fun Now that he's an outlaw Sorta like Robin Hood The
hard-rock hero Of the
whole neighborhood If they catch him He'll wind up in court, but It ain't a
crime if ya don't get caught (ha ha) [chorus] It ain't a
sale if it don't get bought It ain't a
show if I
don't get paid She ain't a
ho if ya don't get laid