Awkward Tinder Date 2
(专辑: The Jake And Pinecone Tape - 2017)
[Jesse:] Hi, my names Jesse [Pinecone:] My name Pinecone bitch Nice to meet you, I
heard A
lot about you God damn you thick [Jesse:] Ha ha Yeah, I
recently just gained a
little bit of weight I'm surprised you even messaged me and asked me on a
date [Pinecone:] Like damn, hol up, I
never said that this was a
date I'm just tryna fuck you real quick so let's go back to your place [Jesse:] Oh God I
usually never do this but it's been some time, haha How about we go back to your place if you don't mind Well let's see It started off great, he really was a
nice guy But then I
said something that made him mad I
always wonder why, he Never called me back, it usually happens like that Maybe it's me, as a
person, I
dunno I
never asked [Pinecone:] I
know why What? Nothing, I
dunno I
just be talking shit Is you ready to go back home girl you need some dick [Jesse:] Wait a
minute, we just met, I
need a
little information I
just wanna get to know you first before the
penetration, HAHA [Pinecone:] Well, I
smoke weed, I
run the
block and I
push bricks Now dats all you need to know now its time to go take this dick [Jesse:] Oh my God, you're persistent [Pinecone:] That's how I
get all the
bitches Ain't got time to fuck around you either wid it or you isnt [Jesse:] I'm just cautious, the
last guy I
was with just made me nauseous All he did was talk about himself and he was never honest [Pinecone:] Ok look, like, I
don't give a
fuck about yo ex's All I
wanna do is take you to the
house and get you naked [Jesse:] Oh my God, you're a
dick, but I
kinda like it Ok fine let's go back to the
house cause you got me excited