Turn Your Head
(专辑: The Plague That Makes Your Booty Move...It's The Infectious Grooves - 1991)
[Record Dealer:] Ah, yeah, we have a
little green creature here, you have the
word on that yet? [Another voice:] Yeah, it's fine, they tell me it is allowed to be here [Record Dealer:] Okay, thank you, all right. I, ah, I
guess you, ah, got the
authorization, ah, and sorry Mr. Sarsobian... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Sarsippius you dummy [Record Dealer:] I'm sorry, sir, so, ah, I
guess this is where you gonna be doing the
singing and stuff... [Mr. Sarsippius:] It's about time. Guys gotta get together, you know, my time is valuable... [Record Dealer:] Well, you gotta understand, a
green looking lizard... [Mr. Sarsippius:] My time is valuable [Record Dealer:] I
think the
way they said it you, ah, you're auditioning, so, you're very fortunate to be here, so I
think you take... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Ok, let's... let's not get carried away with auditioning. And where is my hair stylist? I
need a
hair stylist [Record Dealer:] Ah, that's enough, and they just said it, they said that you're allowed here, and they're gonna try to stall you on... [Mr. Sarsippius:] And I
need a
dermatologist, you know, these scales kinda get, you know, they get in the
way [Record Dealer:] I
don't know, they said that you can hear, come here and try to fill some tapes and when the
fellas get there they can decide what they like to do with it [Mr. Sarsippius:] Ok, what are we gonna sing, what you want me to do [Record Dealer:] Well, you are supposed to know the
material [Mr. Sarsippius:] I
know the
material, what you want? [Record Dealer:] How about "You lie and your breath stank" because... [Mr. Sarsippius:] You lie and your breath stank? [Record Dealer:] I
hate to tell you, but you do have a
problem with that, unless you can take care... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Ah, now you try to be a
comedian, huh? All right [Record Dealer:] I'm not trying to be a
comedian, just trying to help, you keep missing... you got a
big date ahead... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Don't worry 'bout my breath, don't worry 'bout my breath, I
can sing... [Record Dealer:] Ohoh, you breathe on me and you talk that loud I
have to... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Then point your head the
other way... ignorance