Thanx But No Thanx
(专辑: The Plague That Makes Your Booty Move...It's The Infectious Grooves - 1991)
[Record Dealer:] Well, Mr. Samaducious [Mr. Sarsippius:] C'mon now, say it right [Record Dealer:] Yes Sir [Mr. Sarsippius:] Say it with pleasure [Record Dealer:] Yes, ah, it's been a
pleasure having you here... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Thank you very much, thank you very much [Record Dealer:] Ah, we're not gonna need any more vocals on this set... [Mr. Sarsippius:] What? [Record Dealer:] Well, basically your voice doesn't fit in, we appreciate you coming down... [Mr. Sarsippius:] My voice don't fit, what, me? [Record Dealer:] I
show you the
door, get a
few little candies on your way out... [Mr. Sarsippius:] I
don't want no candies, you know I
don't need that kinda stuff, makes my scales break out. This is recocoulous. What do you mean? [Record Dealer:] Well it's... I, I
just got the
word they told me on the
headphone... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Word from who ? I
didn't get no word... [Record Dealer:] They said it's not the
right part, we appreciate it, Sir, please, say we don't have no problem, so I
don't have to call... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Don't call nobody, call my agent, he will talk to you about this, you're square to white... [Record Dealer:] I
ask you, really, it's... it's finally, they gave me the
word, the
fellas are gonna be down here, they gonna have to use this studio... [Mr. Sarsippius:] What fellas? I'm here now to do the
tracks, listen to the
tracks [Record Dealer:] It's not working, you know, it's not, you tried a
couple'a songs, it's fine, we appreciate it, I
have to ask you to leave now, sir, please [Mr. Sarsippius:] I'm going nowhere till I
do my tracks, that was the
contract, let's do it [Record Dealer:] There's no contract, we have no contract, you're auditioning... and when the
people... [Mr. Sarsippius:] What about my points? [Record Dealer:] Ahm, I
give you a
good point, get your booty outta here before I
call the
police... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Ah, wait a
minute, don't touch my booty... [Record Dealer:] I'm not touching... Ah, yes, can we get some security down here... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Don't need no security... I'll take them all on, bring them to me... [Record Dealer:] Sorry, Sir, please there's not going... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Hooold on [Security Officer:] Hm, security calling? [Record Dealer:] Yes, hm, we got this, I
don't know, this... [Security Officer:] Excuse me, sir, this is a
private session... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Why, don't touch me... [Security Officer:] Get him back from me, I
button you... [Record Dealer:] Here, get this... get this... get this leash on him... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Roughing your neck, juice-headed freak... [Record Dealer:] That's it, call the... call the
zoo, eh, eh, eh, eh, he's got me, he's got me, got jammed with his horn... [Mr. Sarsippius:] Don't touch my kudos... [Record Dealer:] Oookay, animal control