Best Friends

(专辑： Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 6 - 2019)

Hey, ho' I I oh-ee-oh
Hey' ho' I I oh-ee-oh
Hey, ho, I I oh-ee-oh
Hey' ho, I I oh-ee-oh

Ay, ay
Well it's been like fifty years
But we've been down since the beginning (Day one!)
Backyard wrestling' he was the best
Yet would always let me pin him (I won!)
Hard as fuck exterior
To protect that warm heart in him
He's my friend (I love you!)
My best friend (Yeah! Yeah!)
My best friend
How the fuck did we suddenly
Become all old and corny? (What happened?)
Explain to me why now we're seen
As creepy when we horny (Ol' fool!)
I could never cope or still hope
To open my eyes up in the morning
Without my friend (I love you, dog)
My best friend ([?])
My best friend
Can't tell my girl this. Ain't no way
She'd fucking crucify me (You did what?!)
Can't tell my brother that, or my mother
'Less I want them to despise me (Are you fucking dumb?)
Just one don't judge me and always loves me
And he never denies me
He's my friend (That's cool, man; we all fuck up)
My best friend (Who gives a fuck, man?)
My best friend

You are my flashlight when the storm blew out the power
You are the sweetness when that other shit's sour
You are the much-needed dome after a horrifying night
You are my very, very best friend, my very best friend, yeah
Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh
Hey!

Shit, she could look like Janet Jackson
In her prime and work me nightly (Pleasure Principle, huh)
She could cook better than that TV chef
They say looks just like me (Fuck that fool!)
But if that bitch thinks I'ma sell out
To my homeboy, that bitch can bite me
I love my friend (Fuck you, bitch!)
Down for my best friend
Yeah, yeah, right (That's my boy, ho. Fuck on!)
That's my dog, right there for me, no punk
Ready for whatever life is spare in yo' trunk
Never care if you drunk or what you wearing all month
[?] spare a few bucks, the fresh air when you stunk
He the (Flush!) to my full of shit
The (Duck!) when I don't notice it
The (Ching!) when I owe this shit
The (Correct!) when I don't know this shit
She wanna fuck. I need a rubber (Take mine, bro!)
Just ran your Bentley into a dumpster (Oh, that's fine, yo)
Well, if Death came and snatched up my ass
My kids would have a new dad ([?])
And if that pissed the Devil off
Tell him "Blow me, bitch. It's too bad"
And I'd be there for his kids as well (For life!)
But y'all already knew that
He's my friend (I got you, homie!)
He's my best friend, yeah (For all of time, I got you! Yeah!)

You are my flashlight when the storm blew out the power
You are the sweetness when that other shit's sour
You are the much-needed dome after a horrifying night
You are my very, very best friend, my very best friend, yeah
Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh
Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh
Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh
Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh

Okay, your wife fuck you and your family's
Already born to the situation (Time and chance)
Only them true-to-life real friends
Have chose that occupation (Yeah, 'cause I love you, bro)
Yeah, and they love you and chose you
For you without no other explanation
Like my friend (I got no reason to be with you)
My best friend (Except that I love you for you, dog)
Now see, she could suck the meanest wang
From here to Transylvania (Ahh)
And she could buy me ribs and exotic trips
Shit from Pro Wrestlemania (Woo!)
And if that bitch thinks I would ever sell out my boy
She insane, yeah
'Cause he's my friend (Bitch, you must be trippin'!)
My fucking best friend (Ha ha ha!)
My for real best friend, yeah

You are my flashlight when the storm blew out the power
You are the sweetness when that other shit's sour
You are the much-needed dome after a horrifying night
You are my very, very best friend, my very best friend
Yeah, yeah, yeah

(Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh)
You are my flashlight when the storm blew out the power
(Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh)
You are the sweetness when that other shit's sour
(Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh)
You are the much-needed dome after a horrifying night
(Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh)
You are my very, very best friend, my very best friend
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh)
You are my flashlight when the storm blew out the power
(Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh)
You are the sweetness when that other shit's sour
(Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh)
You are the much-needed dome after a horrifying night
(Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh)
You are my very, very best friend, my very best friend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Brother!