Average Joey
(专辑: Woh The Weeping Weirdo - 2023)
I
don't know why I
was born like this But I
know I
can't be fixed But that's okay 'cause I
love my life just like this And I'm happy like this, yeah Sunlight beaming on my face (Yeah) But don't get it twisted, my heart full of hate Had to meditate, get my mind straight 'Cause murder takes practice if you wanna be great Hey, I
could flip it on and off like a
switch I
could kill a
man, then I
go home to wife and kids When I'm at the
crib, I
water the
lawn Set up the
hammock, lay back and yawn Go from family man to a
devil spawn I'm out in alleyways choking necks from sundown to dawn Then back to the
lab, that's all that matters Cooking breakfast for kids after heads just splattered Then it's shoes off, feet up (Yup) Couldn't be more happy, I'm happy as fuck Thinking 'bout lives ending, my mind gets stuck So soon as the
moon's up, you're fresh out of luck I
don't know why I
was born like this But I
know I
can't be fixed But that's okay 'cause I
love my life just like this And I'm happy like this, yeah Up in the
line getting coffee (Black) Thinking motherfuckers best to back up off me But the
fuck caught me, they got lucky Could've left this place an outlined chalk scene I
got an appointment with my eye doctor Then I
gotta go pick my kids up for soccer Went back in my den, sipping Hen Plan a
life with my wife and my kids again Well, while secret living life a
sin (Damn) Don't know how or when it began, damn It ain't a
problem, ain't a
chore, it ain't no habit (Nope) Leisurely style, I
see a
neck, I
grab it And squeeze it shut, squeeze it 'til it break Squeeze it 'til your mouth froths then your body shake Make no mistakes, I
still go home Hang with the
fam, turn our favorite show on, pimping I
don't know why I
was born like this But I
know I
can't be fixed But that's okay 'cause I
love my life just like this And I'm happy like this, yeah Like this, (And I'm happy) like this (Yeah) Like this, like this