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Mafia 3 (RAP REVIEW)
He's a
cold-hearted snake Look into his eyes, uh-oh He's been telling lies He's a
lover boy at play He don't play by the
rules, uh-oh Girl, don't play the
fool, now I'm getting tired of this butt shit Should we have a
discussion Why you should never pre-order games Unless that game is Max Payne They didn't launch at 30 frames Doesn't crash when you wanna play Oh and maybe a
review before the
drop-date Fuck 'em they can all wait The
game is optimized like cancer in a
prostate Mafia 3
is on PC X-BONE and PS4 I
played it on my PC with a
1070 and a
1080p monitor It's simple but the
game runs like piss And I
can barely even get 60 FPS And when I
do the
game stutters like a
speech impediment And this is what I
got for 60 dead presidents Let's do a
list of cons and pros Performance is shit, even when I'm on low The
graphics look like they're on XBOX ONE Not that one, okay, that one You can't fast travel anywhere on the
map And the
AI really likes to just take a
nap The
missions get repetitive Could have been edited But I
still played the
whole game for the
hell of it Mafia game (Mafia game) You've got to get your shit straight (Gotta get your shit straight) But I
keep playing, play, play, play (But I'm a
keep on playing you) 'Til I
get to the
really good parts Then I
kill the
motherfucker with a
goddamn shotgun Despite all of it's flaws There are some gold nuggets in this ass of dog There are some great moments of absolute bliss So let's return to our cons and pros list The
characters are good And the
writing is great The
setting is sweet And the
radio bangs The
cutscenes look so goddamn good That for once in a
game I
didn't skip some I
love the
way that the
combat feels The
animations when a
dude gets killed I
love the
fact that you can shoot while sprinting Or even when you're sliding on top of this thing I
love kicking open doors with a
shotgun I
love blind firing with a
shotgun I
love executing people with a
shotgun If you play this game just please use a
shotgun I
love the
driving when you turn on this mode Drifting in this never ever gets old The
music's good The
sounds are good The
blood is good, because you get to chose your own approach Although the
stealth options are basic And the
AI just shit, let's face it I
had a
lot of fun murdering racists The
open nature of the
missions makes me gracious I
understand that this is a
flawed game And it deserves all the
hate it has gained But there's a
lot of shit in it that appeals to me I
just think it needs polished to it's recipe It's no way deserving of 60 bucks But I'd be lying if I
said that it wasn't fun It's like one of the
best third-person hot dogs I've ever had Trapped in a
moldy bun Just wait for a
Steam sale Or maybe a
bargain bin It's a
broken mess But I'd probably play it again The
good shit is so good But the
bad shit is so bad I
hope Hangar 13 gets another chance Like a
new family stepdad (uh) Mafia game (Mafia game) You've got to get your shit straight (Gotta get your shit straight) But I
keep playing, play, play, play (But I'm a
keep on playing you) 'Til I
get to the
really good parts Then I
kill the
motherfucker with a
goddamn shotgun Shout to to the
Soul Boy Matab And the
Slizz Lord Nikolaus People talk shit, but they don't even know What the
Hot Boy Nation be about People so kind, people so fresh People help relieve me of my stress All the
Hot Boys are the
fucking best Jakey, Jakey, Jakey, what you got, what's next? Well, I
got a
couple things that you can fucking do You can subscribe, follow me on Twitter too There's some Instagram, some Facebook, and all that shit But I
don't give a
shit because I'm a
kid, woah I
used to be on [?] And I
was also on fucking MySpace If you wanna get in my place You better get the
fuck outta my face, uh
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