Have One On Me
(专辑: Have One On Me - 2010)
From the
courtyard, I
floated in and watched it go down Heard the
cup drop, thought, "Well, that's why they keep them around" The
blackguard sat hard, down with no head on him now and I
felt so bad 'Cause I
didn't know how to feel bad enough to make him proud By the
time you read this, I
will be so far away Daddy Longlegs, how in the
world am I
to be expected to stay? In the
night, in the
night, you may hear me call Pa, stay your hand and steel your resolve, stay where you are, so long and tall Here's Lola, ta da, to do her famous Spider Dance for you Lighten up your pockets Shake her skirts and scatter there A
shrieking, six-legged millionaire with a
blight in his sockets Miss Montez, the
Countess of Lansfeld, appealed to the
King of Bavaria Saying, "Pretty papa, if you are my friend Mr. Daddy Longlegs, they are at it again, can I
see you?" Poor Lola, a
tarantula's mounting Countess Lansfeld's handsome brassiere While they all cheer And the
old king fell from grace while Lola fled to save face and her career You caught a
fly, floating by Wait for him to drown in the
dust Drown in the
dust of other flies Whereby the
machine is run And the
deed is done Heaven has no word for the
way you and your friends have treated poor Louis May God save your poor soul, Lola But there is nothing I
adore apart from that whore's black heart Well, doesn't that just beat all? Miss Gilbert, called to Castlemaine, by the
silver dollar and the
gold glitter Well, I've seen lots but never in a
million years would think to see you here Though the
long road begins and ends with you I
cannot seem to make amends with you, Louis When we go out, they're bound to see you with me At night, I
walk in the
park with a
whip between the
lines of the
whispering Jesuits Who are poisoning you against me There's a
big black spider hanging over my door Can't go anywhere, anymore, tell me, are you with me? I
called to you several times while the
change took place and then arrived all night And I
died But all these songs, when you and I
are long gone, will carry on, mud in your eye You asked my hand, hired a
band "In your heart is all that you need Ask and you will receive," it is said I
threw my bouquet and I
knocked 'em dead Bottle of white, bottle of red Helpless as a
child, when you held me in your arms And I
knew that no other could ever love me as you loved Love me as you loved but help me, I'm leaving I
remember everything, down to the
sound of you shaving the
scrape of your razor The
dully-abrading black hair that remains when you clutched at me That night I
came upstairs, half-dead And, in your kindness, you put me straightaway in the
cupboard with a
bottle of champagne And then, later, on a
train, it was dark out, I
was half-dead I
saw a
star fall into the
sky like a
chunk of thrown coal as if God himself spat like a
cornered rat I
really want you to do this for me, will you have one on me? It was dark, I
was drunk and half-dead and we slept, knocking heads Sitting up in the
star-smoking air knocking heads like buoys Don't you worry for me, will you have one on me? Meanwhile, I
will raise my own glass to how you made me fast and expendable And I
will drink to your excellent health and your cruelty, will you have one on me? Helpless as a
child, when you held me in your arms and I
knew that no other could ever love me From the
courtyard, I
floated in and watched it go down Heard the
cup drop, thought, "Well, that's why they keep them around" The
blackguard sat hard, down, with no head on him now and I
felt so bad 'Cause I
didn't know how to feel bad enough to make him proud Well Daddy Longlegs, are you? Daddy Longlegs, are you? Daddy Longlegs, are you proud?