Mob Rap, Part III

(专辑： Nerdcore Encore - 2013)

Welcome back mobs and monsters
Ghouls and goblins of all shapes and sizes
DJ Deadpig drop the beat!

Oh man what's going on here?
I thought I heard something
Oh god no please!
Blahaa

Get ready cause we're back
And we're back for good
When the sun goes down
Better leave the woods
I got a couple arrows ready
And I'm ready to shoot
So by the time I'm done
You will be zombie food

Yummy!

Pillaging your little village is fun
I'm only good at killing you so are you willing to run?
If you've got a lot of armor then come get some
I'll put a frown on your face
And an arrow in your bum

If I had a broom, I'd take to the skies
And cook up a stew with spider's eyes
Brew poisonous potion, you cannot hide
With a fuck of my wrist you die!
I you try to kill me, I wish you luck
Got a couple of potions to heal my cuts
I don't need friends, I live alone in my hut
You don't like my nose, kiss my butt

The sun goes down that's when they get started
They've got one mission that's to kill the target
Now I just heard something
I guess I should start running
Well what's the point if you got no place to go?

I think we showed up to the wrong occasion
We'll get on our way, we must be mistaken
We was looking for a field with some plants to consume
Sorry to interrupt, you can resume
We don't like killing people or causing harm
I mean look at us we belong to a farm
So if you don't mind, we'll move on by
Oh look some wheat!
Move bitch it's mine!

Ah-Ahem
Well, I'm the enderman
Rapping isn't my forte
But I suppose while I have the stand
I can tell you my story
I don't know where I'm from
I don't know where I'm going
But I hate everyone
So I guess that's worth knowing
And if you look at me then I won't bother you
And you'd better not steal because that's what I do

I'm your worth nightmare
And you'll never wake up
I make look the enderdragon like a cakewalk
I'm from the nether where I never see the sun
And I'm proof that three heads are better than one
Throwing wither skulls
Making wither sounds
You're ready to give up
I want another round
Nobody's gonna save you now
I'm the mob boss
Represent the undead crowd

The sun goes down that's when they get started
They've got one mission that's to kill the target
Now I just heard something
I guess I should start running
Well what's the point if you got no place to go?

Guess who's back
You bunch of little bitches?
Just when you thought it was safe to eat chickens
I'm gonna make you wish you'd never had a taste
Laying eggs like a boss, taking over the place
Aaagh
Humankind has had its run
Now it's time for the pouldry to have its fun
You've gotten yourself in a feathery storm
For each one of us you kill
A dozen are born
Yeah, passing off the mic to my partner in flight
Mc fangs!

[Random mumbling]
Ah screw it, who's next?

They call me Ezio
They're never gonna get me though
I'm a voice for the voiceless
Eyes of the blind
And I'm always in the back of my enemy's minds
None of these infidels shall flee
I'm a decked out weaponized killing machine
Doesn't matter what game i came from
Here I am
I'm the first one to strike and the last one to stand
Now hit the again!

The sun goes down that's when they get started
They've got one mission that's to kill the target
Now I just heard something
I guess I should start running
Well what's the point if you got no place to go?