To The Bone (Remix)

(专辑： JT XVIII - 2020)

Sans, Sans, wake up!
What is it, dude?
A human has fallen from the surface world!
Really, and you got a bone to pick with him?
No time for puns
Come on, that was a real rib tickler, ay!
Enough!
Alright, here we go again

Welcome to the underground
How was the fall?
If you wanna look around, give us a call
We don't see humans often
We're happy you just dropped in
I'll be so popular
When I show all the monsters what I just brought in
Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
Can it Sans, no time for banter!
Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
You're just lazy and apathetic!
Call me what you want, I got thick skin!
Another bad joke, and I'm finished with him
We are monsters, the awfullest kind
To mess with us takes a lot of spine

We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burning
One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone!

Really Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun!
Yep!
You imbecile! That was very clever!
Heh... thanks buddy!

You're stuck in the underground!
Thanks to the fall!
Good luck ever getting out!
Prepare to brawl!
You could show mercy to us
Or turn all of us to dust
Is your heart full of evil?
Or full of love?
I, the great Papyrus
Challenge you to try getting by us!
Test the human with one of your puzzles!
Brilliant, Sans!
That will leave him befuddled!
I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti!
Smells like the creepypasta's ready!
Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'!
Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken!

We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talking to flowers
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone!

Some day I'll join the royal guard
When I catch this child
Can it be that hard?
Look, if I'm being honest
My brother ain't nothing but harmless
I know you may know that you want
You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
The deeper you go, the messier it gets!
If I had it my way, you'd already be dead!
Kidding, if you couldn't tell
I get so bored, I amuse myself

Down here in the underground
You're all alone
We wanted to tell you now
You're kind of boned
If you survive this prison
You will know nihilism
Don't mess around with monsters!
They're scared of tiny children!
You've come far, but soon you'll stumble!
When I stump you with some Junior Jumble
Not so sure you'll get him with that
Alas, I'll hit him with my special attack!
Leave me alone!
You know I got a knack
For the trom-bone
One more pun and I'll be done!
But ain't two skulls better than one?

We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
You know your story's already been told
We can play again if you sell your soul
I've got my eye on you, so you just watch it
I'll find any skeletons inside your closet
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone!