French Toast
(专辑: intern aquarium. - 2016)
[Jermaine Fowler:] Hey, Khary! C'mon in man, close the
door. Is it locked? Good. That sounded like I
was gonna fuck you, but listen man. My weekend was nuts, man! So listen, after the
dodgeball game, my wife and I, we went to IHOP! Yeah! And we ordered some stuffed French Toast. Crazy right, huh? That shit was stuffed! God damn, it was stuffed! Any-who, I'm so unhappy on the
inside. What did you do this weekend, man? Word around the
office is that you, and the
new intern, have been really friendly lately. So tell me something. Have you been uh... y'know, y'know, dipping the
pen in the
company ink? Huh? Have you been uh... you know, putting the
paper in the
copy machine? Huh? Have you been uh, you know, throwing the
stapler in the-in the-like, are you fucking the
intern? Please tell me! Please, I'm dying to know! I'm dying on the
inside, man! Please I
want to live vicariously, man! I
want-please, man, just tell me! Aww, aww, Khary, please let me know. Let me know, let me know. Okay, okay, man, I
see you. Get out of my office. burp Sorry. God damn, fucking kombucha...