$Ave Dat Money
(专辑: Professional Rapper - 2015)
[Intro:] LD, AKA The
Independent Variable Trap God, and we serving up the
whole world [Hook Fetty Wap:] Ay, where the
gold at, baby? Ay, where the
clothes at, baby? Ay, where the
dough at, baby? In the
bank but you know I
ain't tryna blow that, baby Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty) Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy) Ay, we gon' save that money What we do? We gon' save that money [Verse 1
Lil Dicky:] Rap game got it all wrong We ain't 'bout to go and spend money just to flex on them We ain't really got it like y'all (Yeah, baby!) I'm a
type of motherfucker that'll check the
check Do the
math, I
ain't never getting robbed Those margaritas not going on my card I
ain't 'bout to split a
damn thing for convenience sake I'm at the
restaurant working that waitress Hold up You ain't heard of Lil Dave, Yung L, The
Jew Biz Major? Fuck you know about the
world he was raised in? I've been saving money since a
motherfucker thirteen I
wear the
same pair of jeans everyday Free sandwiches, homie, two stamps away Book flight December but I
leave in May Drugs are generic but still work the
same I
get logins for Netflix from my cousin Greg Thanks Greg! [Hook Fetty Wap:] Ay, where the
gold at, baby? Ay, where the
clothes at, baby? Ay, where the
dough at, baby? In the
bank but you know I
ain't tryna blow that, baby Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty) Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy) Ay, we gon' save that money What we do? We gon' save that money [Verse 2
Rich Homie Quan:] All of my luggage is Louie V, I
swear to God, nigga All of my bitches be scared of me, I
put that rod in 'em All of them bitches acting thoughtless, I
disregard 'em All of them bitches acting holy, ain't got no God in 'em I
can teach a
lil nigga something, like a
preacher I
can take his ass church fresh as hell, no Easter I
can make his ass burp like a
baby without no hiccup I
can... [Interlude:] Quan what's this have to do with saving money though? You know a
full verse would have been too expensive anyways I
think [Verse 3
Lil Dicky:] I
ain't parking that unless the
meter green, homie Hair cut several months in-between, homie Hit the
motherfucking lights when I
leave, homie Single ply TP ass bleed Air B&B the
mother fucker, least I'm never there I'm not in Cali, why the
fuck my company in Delaware? Happy hour taking out the
chicken, I
don't even care That applies to both dating and wings Peep matinees phone bill got the
motherfucking fam on it 401k rolling over bands on it Copping sweaters in the
summer with the
sale on it The
fuck you rappers bragging bout? You overpay for it [Hook Fetty Wap:] Ay, where the
gold at, baby? Ay, where the
clothes at, baby? Ay, where the
dough at, baby? In the
bank but you know I
ain't tryna blow that, baby Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty) Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy) Ay, we gon' save that money What we do? We gon' save that money [Verse 4
Lil Dicky:] I
ain't never hit a
bar with a
cover Low thread count, hard with the
covers Free trial memberships though I
never join the
shiz though Fuck you think this is though? Frequent flying like a
motherfucking finch though General Tso, half a
dozen on the
stick Just so I
can whet the
appetite of dick What you talking about? My AC never doing nothing, blow fans Walgreens card shopping all the
off brands Boy go hard when collecting, got Venmo Save every motherfucking roach, tryna smoke Check the
clothes in my drawers, I
ain't playing around It's LD, lil boy, Mr. Hand-me-down Dirty drawers getting worn, can you blame me now? You think I
got $4.50 up in quarters on me well I
fucking don't! [Hook Fetty Wap:] Ay, where the
gold at, baby? Ay, where the
clothes at, baby? Ay, where the
dough at, baby? In the
bank but you know I
ain't tryna blow that, baby Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty) Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy) Ay, we gon' save that money What we do? We gon' save that money [Bridge Fetty Wap:] Every time these niggas tryna play And lately I've been stacking up crazy Stacking up all about the
bands baby 800k underneath the
bed baby [Outro Lil Dicky:] If you at a
restaurant and got an iced coffee And the
waiter been refilling that without a
word of caution And you get your fucking bill and you can see 'em double charging For the
coffee and you told 'em there's a
problem Sing along like Oh don't double charge for me for that Don't double charge me, we like Oh don't double charge for me for that Don't do it to yourself Cause I
might just ask what the
ice cube's worth What the
ice cube's worth That's the
only differentiator making this a
non-free perk And I
might make work more difficult for you than it need be So think about it take a
minute let it breathe B
But think about it bruh you saw me get the
burger with the
bacon on the
side After looking at the
price of the
side of just bacon And comparing it to the
what the
difference in the
cheeseburger Vs. the
bacon cheeseburger was and making my decision I
would hate to be the
waiter trying to tell me something different I'm a
get on Yelp in a
minute and review This piece of shit place like only a
kyke know how Unless you take the
extra coffee off I
might get loud unless you... Oh, it was just an accident? You didn't even mean that [snicker] You didn't... that was... that's... I'm so embarrassed