Dr. Carter
(专辑: Tha Carter III - 2008)
Where's my coffee? Good morning, Dr. Carter (Hey sweetie) Looks like it's gonna be a
long day Ah, another one huh? What we got Your first patient (Yeah) Is suffering from a
lack of concepts (Uh-huh) Originality (Ugh) His flow is weak (Another one) And he has no style (Ugh) What you got for him? (Tss, OK) Let me put my gloves on and my scrubs on Dr. Carter to the
rescue Excuse me if I'm late, but like a
thief it takes Time to be this great, uh, so just wait Your style is a
disgrace, your rhymes are fifth place And I'm just grace, one, uno, ace And I'm trying to make your heart beat like bass Hmm-mm, but you're sweet like cake And I
come to fix wherever your shell break Where is your originality? You are so fake So picture me like a
gallery, capture what I
say All I
need is one mic, all I
need is one take Like, hey! Brighter than a
sun ray Got a
pistol on a
playground, watch the
gun-play Like, no kidding, no kids in the
way But the
kids do watch, gotta watch what we say Gotta work everyday, gotta not be cliché Gotta stand out like Andre 3K Gotta kick it, kick it like a
sensei You gotta have faith, you gotta, gotta Wait, wait, I
think I, I
think I
lost him (Flat line) (Dial 118 please) Good afternoon, Dr. Carter (Nurse) I
don't know about this one. His confidence is down, vocab and metaphors needs work, and he lacks respect for the
game (uh, let me see) You think you can save him? OK, respect is in the
heart, so that's where I'mma start And a
lot of heart patients don't make it But, hey kid, plural, I
graduated 'Cause you can get through anything if Magic made it And that was called recycling, r-e-reciting something 'Cause you just like it, so you say it just like it Some say it's biting but I
say it's enlightening Besides, Dr. Kanye West is one of the
brightest And Dr. Swizz can stitch your track up the
tightest And Dr. Jeezy can fix you back up the
nicest Arthritis in my hand from writing But I'm a
doctor, they don't understand my writing So I
stopped writing, now I'm like lightning And you ain't Vince Young so don't clash with the
Titan Fast and exciting, my passion is frightening Now let me put some more vocab in your IV Here, take this Vicodin, like it and love it And confidence has no budget So pay me no mind, I
don't walk it like I
talk it 'cause I
run it I
don't do it 'cause I
done it, and I'm in the
emergency un-it God dunnit I've lost another one (Flat line) Good evening, Dr. Carter. It's been a
long day. But this one looks much better than the
others. His respect is back up, concepts sound good, his style is showing strong signs of improvement. All he needs now is his swagger OK, let me take my gloves off then Swagger tighter than a
yeast infection Fly, go hard, like geese, erection Fashion patrol, police detection Eyes stay tight like Chinese Connection I
stay tight like pussy at night Baby, don't get me wrong, I
could do that pussy right But I'm too wrong to write, too fresh to fight Too paid to freestyle, too paid to freestyle Had to say it twice, swagger so nice And don't ask me shit unless it concern a
price And I
don't rap fast, I
rap slow 'Cause I
mean every letter in the
words In the
sentence of my quotes Swagger just flows sweeter than honey oats That swagger, I
got it, I
wear it like a
coat Wait, as I
put the
light down his throat I
can only see flow, his blood starting to flow His lungs starting to grow, this one's starting to show Strong signs of life, where's the
stitches? Here's the
knife Smack his face, his eyes open, I
reply "What a
night" "Welcome back, Hip-Hop — I
saved your life" He looks good, his vitals are up He's looking good, he's looking good I
think we got one, Dr. Carter, I
think we got one Yep, yep, we got one, we saved him he's good He's good, we got one, he's good He's good, we got him We saved him, he's a
go He's good