Trombone

Mamma mia chunky chunk, used to play that honky tonk
And I bet you won't forget the way she bet that the dunky dunk
I'm feeling so alone, so won't you take me home
And let me blow that big trombone

Oh, yeah
Blow that big trombone

Got my brand new pair of shoes, got my gin and got my juice
I'ma let you, I'ma get you, I'ma make your momma lose
I'm feeling so alone, so won't you take me home
And let me blow that big trombone

Oh, yeah
Blow that big trombone
Oh, yeah
Blow that big trombone

There's a band singing songs about Joanna
While the trees by the sea are sound asleep
And the men by the piano's feeling lonely
He's begging, "Oh, won't you sing this simple melody?"

Hey, Johnny!
Let me blow that big trombone

Oh, yeah
Blow that big trombone
Oh, yeah
Blow that big trombone