Clap Your Hands
(专辑: Walking With The Panther - 1989)
Yeah Yeah I
like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I
like the
way you flipped that guitar, man Know I'm saying? It was a
good idea man, know I'm saying? Yeah It's kinda like freaking me. You know I'm saying? I
wanna get hype man, I
wanna do this, you know I'm saying? Just gon' chill, check it out Slick as Vaseline, smell good as cologne I'm like a
muscle man in jail—they leave me alone I
rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson I'll break you like a
bottle of green Golden Molson You ain't a
real rhymer, you look like a
actress How you gon' sleep on me, Holmes? Do I
look like a
mattress? Am I
that old? Do I
walk like Grady? I'm 150 proof. Smirnoff is only 80 Don't you ever try to rock my house I'm a
real cool cat, know what I'm saying Mickey Mouse? The
poetry specialist, so take a
dose of this Now think about it. Can you really come close to this? You soft as powder, weak as a
cabin cooler Ugly as work shoes, messing with the
Ruler: The
ultimate writer, reciter and def entertainer I
work myself harder than a
boxer's trainer Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) I
said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) You'll end up underneath my sneaker You're dog doo-doo, I'm watching you get weaker You can't believe, the
skill and dexterity LL Cool J, and the J
is for Jeremy So buff me, James Todd the
earthquaker That's right my brother, you're going out like Sega Screwed and chewed, so what's up dude? One of my ballads'll get your girlies in the
mood Sucker MCs really make me sick I'm so bad, I
can suck my own dick If you go to your girl's house and I'm there already Don't go Crazy 'cause my name ain't Eddie Rhymes so rough, it's like a
course in trigonometry When Einstein was talking, he was talking about me The
prince of the
Earth, and I'ma give birth To a
rhyme so hard you'll look soft as a
Smurf Giggling and wiggling, so how we going out? Lovely, and that's without a
doubt! Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor When I'm through, you'll need a
nurse to take your temperature And cool you down, 'cause you're cold as leftovers Not the
ones on the
table, I'm talking about ruff rovers You can't get over, what's my name, Goofy? You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the
looseys And take a
pull, 'cause the
buck stops here I
get swift as a
magician, wreck shit and disappear Don't cross me, or lose your loyalty To the
prince of the
rap court, I'm royalty And it ain't no puzzle, it's a
shame how rappers guzzle Paragraphs I
put together so I
carry a
muzzle To shut 'em up and cut 'em up and make 'em be quiet I'm a
one man riot, so don't even try it The
prince of special tactics, plus I'm athletic Before you play your hand you better do some calisthenics Jumping jacks, squats, push-ups, the
whole nine Speak your piece, then I'mma go for mine And I
guarantee you, I'm gonna strike again I
recommend my friend you drop the
pen and give in Cop out to one rhyme 'cause you're facing ten I
ain't Sidney Poitier but we can "Do This Again" I'm nice with mines, and I
gotta admit it You don't really wanna battle, why don't you just forget it! Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) But if you're hard-headed and you still don't understand Here's a
little sample ahem, my man "Hello?" "Cool J" "...takes everything you've got" "Pushing a
broom" "...sure would help a
lot" Check my stats, how we living, I
thought so I'm fresh, oh yes. But can they flow? Hell, no My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point I'm telling you, they're the
serious joint I
eat my steak fast, I
drink my brew slow My voice is milky with a
nice clear flow I
eat like a
fat man, and walk like a
gigolo I'm not a
ballplayer, so now y'know! Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) 'Cause I'm in the
house, everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Know what I'm saying? And I'mma be straight 'til the
year 3000 That's word to 'muvva'. You know I'm saying? And I
say 'muvva' with a
"v" 'cause the
"v" is for "victory". You know I'm saying? 'Cause I'm the
victor in this game. Word up. Know I'm saying? That's what time it is Peace That man, he sure is funky funky funky funky! Funky, he sure is! You best believe he's funky! You didn't know? Funky!