White People (Scene)
(专辑: The Incredible True Story - 2015)
[Kevin Randolph & Steven Blum:] [Kai:] Yeah, then the
bitch said, "Use a
condom." And I
said, "Baby, there's like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?" [Thomas:] You didn't say that... [Kai:] Man, yes I
did! [Thomas:] No, you didn't... [Kai:] I'm a
grown ass man, what? I'ma lie to you? I'ma lie? Alright, maybe I
just thought it—but damn, she was just so butt naked! I'd wrap her up with a
trash bag just to get in it, you know what I'm saying? [Thalia:] Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship... [Thomas:] What? [Kai:] Impossible! [Thomas:] How far? [Thalia:] 32 kilometers... [Thomas:] Shit... HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas, accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the
Aquarius 3, come in, over... [Headquarters:] HQ here. What is it, Thomas? [Thomas:] My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship that's now 31 kilometers out... [Headquarters:] Did you just say another ship? [Kai:] Yeah, that's what he said! Another fucking ship in the
middle of space, man!! [Thalia:] I've gathered information from the
ship's motherboard... [Headquarters:] Engage the
ship! [Kai:] What?! [Thomas:] Copy! [Thalia:] I'm receiving audio embedded in the
ship's distress signal... [Kai:] Man— Why white people always gotta go investigating shit, man?! [Thomas:] Shut up Kai—Thalia, playback message! [Thalia:] You got it... [Smith:] This is Captain Christopher Smith of the
Aquarius 1—the year is 2093—time unknown. The
entire crew is dead, and I
fear these are my last hours. Whatever you do, do not come knocking— [Kai:] Aw, hell nah—we gotta get the
fuck outta here man!! [Thomas:] HQ, engagement is a
no go! Permission of the
Aquarius 3
to push through to Paradise? [Headquarters:] Permission granted! [Kai:] Man, thank God!