Daddy
(专辑: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience - 2019)
[Akiva:] "Papa did you see me hit a
home run last night I
lit the
stadium on fire I
was Oakland's pride" "Daddy, did you see me? Look what I
can do, yeah" "Daddy, do you hear me crying? Crying Daddy, can you see I'm dying? Dying Oh, Dad Tell 'em José" [Andy:] "Ever since little league Middle school, middle league Always played technically Perfect like a
symphony, little me Got much bigger, faster, stronger, Dad Hit it so long But you always want it longer Dad" "But therapy's for losers" "Little boy" "Therapy's for losers" [Akiva:] "Buy all my steroids in bulk" [Andy:] "Costco" [Akiva:] "Wanna get big as the
Hulk" [Andy:] "Hogan" [Akiva:] "Stronger than wolverine teeth" [Andy:] "Logan" [Akiva:] "Answer to, 'where's the
beef'" [Andy:] "Slogan" [Andy:] "First, I
put on my jock Then both of my socks Parachute hammer pants and my Reeboks Hot tub inside a
limousine at Chuck E
Cheese Dad, look at me" [Reporter, spoken:] "José, heard you went on a
pretty hot date the
other night. Care to tell us about it?" [Andy, spoken:] "Hey, come on. You guys know I
don't kiss and tell." [Andy, singing:] "Oh, I
went on a
date with Madonna She said that she wanted Cuban babies She seemed like a
smart business lady But I
didn't find her physically attractive" [Akiva:] "I went on a
date with my mama Took her out for all-you-can-eat shrimp She said she was proud of her baby That's me So, I
guess we both had a
wild week" [Andy:] "Therapy's for losers Dad said Therapy's for losers Keep your mouth shut" [Akiva:] "No snitchin'" [Andy:] "About the
steroids" [Akiva:] "No snitchin'" [Andy:] "About the
steroids" [Akiva:] "About the
steroids" [Both:] "About the
steroids About the
steroids" [Akiva:] "Don't fuck up a
good thing while you got it"