A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

(专辑： TRIGGERED! - 2022)

I've met some specimens in my time
They are out there, that's fine
I've met people who were bloody delightful
But not you, you are an asshole!

We hate bullies
Don't think anyone likes 'em
I've seen my share, you qualify
My Dad would say you need a clip round the ear-ole

You're not a narcissistic, egotistic psychosis
Or a grandiose, arrogance interposes!
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're an asshole

I'm supposed to know my place
To keep quiet, and save face
You're in charge lieutenant commander
News just in, you're a bit of a wanker

I meet assholes on a daily basis
I've met loads, you're number one
I thought I'd write a little song in your honour

Guess what, you're not a bothersome pestiferous ring piece
Or a megalomaniac obnoxious faeces
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're an asshole

Once we'd eaten our own body weight in fine dining
We left the hideout and hit the streets hard
In search of the deadly coronavirus
It didn't take us long before we followed the beast into a nearby strip bar
We battled the vicious creature for nearly 15 hours
Forced to engage in a series of deadly drinking games
But it wasn't long before he pissed his jeans and the day was won! Hurrah!
Back to the bus for a celebratory beer!

A.S.S.H.O.L.E... Asshole!
A.S.S.H.O.L.E... Asshole!
A.S.S.H.O.L.E... Asshole!
A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

You're not a terminally arrogant individual
Or radically anti-social habitual
Not an insufferable moronic gobshite
Or a terminally over baring asswipe

You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're just an asshole
You, yeah you, you are an asshole

You, my friend, are an asshole
(Asshole)