The Classes (Skit)
(专辑: Disposable Arts - 2001)
[Paul:] So this is your first year, right? [Masta Ace:] Yeah [Paul:] It's my second year So I'm pretty familiar with the
course catalog And the
teachers and stuff Let me see your schedule What are you What kind of classes are you taking? [Masta Ace:] Got a
little bit of everything [Paul:] Let's take a
look here, okay They gave you trainbombing at eight in the
morning? Kinda' early, you'll be walking around With paint on your hands all day long Let's see here, Bronx history at 09: 30 Street Promo with Mr. Thompson, a
jerk Rap Cinema, that's a
fun class [Masta Ace:] What's that What's that about? [Paul:] Basically you just watch movies all day Krush Groove, Wild Style, Beat Street Easy A
[Masta Ace:] Alright, what's this shit right here? What's this class? [Paul:] Oh okay, MPC 101 They gave you that your first semester? I
never took it but I
hear it's a
monster They teach you about using samplers They go through the
whole manual Chapter by chapter Then on the
final exam you've gotta' make a
beat They grade you on how good the
beat sounds