Old Man Jones
(专辑: America's Favorite Pastime - 2012)
I'd sit in that old barber chair And old man Jones would buzz my hair Wish I
had a
dime for the
time he spent Giving daddy his two cents Spare the
rod, spoil the
child Give an inch and they'll take a
mile Love 'em tough, even when it hurts Might hate ya now, but man it's worth the
fight To keep the
girls off the
pole, and the
boys off the
pipe He said Daddy worked himself to death And Mama had no iron fist Me and Sis got on a
terror Mama didn't stand a
prayer Spare the
rod, spoil the
child Give an inch and they'll take a
mile Love 'em tough, even when it hurts Might hate ya now, but man it's worth the
fight To keep the
girls off the
pole, and the
boys off the
pipe I
got lost, I
found drugs Hanging out with thieves and thugs Sister didn't know no shame Trixie was her midnight name Spare the
rod, spoil the
child Give an inch and they'll take a
mile Love 'em tough, even when it hurts Might hate ya now, but man it's worth the
fight To keep the
girls off the
pole, and the
boys off the
pipe I
saw last night on CNN Cops were at some school again Wish that old man Jones was here To sit the
whole damn world down in his chair