Co-Efficient (Skit)
(专辑: Knowing Is Half The Hassle - 2003)
[Geek: (singing under his breath)] ...talking bout math, math, I
love math, gettin my books for school, math [Bully:] Wait a
minute, math!? MATH!? Hey, what the
fuck are you doing over there, you little GEEK? [Geek:] Oh, don't hit me. [Bully:] You were just jabbering about math? What is these, math books? There they go! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [Geek:] Oh, you knocked the
books out of my hands! I
gotta pick them up now. I
gotta get to...I gotta get to class. [Bully:] Hey, you like math, do you? [Geek:] Yeah, I
like math. [Bully:] I
got a
practical math application for you. [Geek:] Oh... [Bully:] Yeah, your face plus my fist plus, uh, something that I'm gonna shove up your asshole... [Geek:] No! [Bully:] ...divided by Pi, the
co-efficient... [Geek:] Aaaah! Oh! Ow! You're hurting me! Oh, this is so painful! [Bully:] Shut up! If you think this is painful, meet me in the
boys' bathroom at 2:00... [Geek:] No... [Bully:] ...and then I'll show you painful. [Geek:] Oh God... [cries] One day, I'm gonna show him...