Check The Ring, Yo
(专辑: Dungeon Master Of Ceremonies - 2006)
Well, my name is mc chris, I
saw that you were alone I
don't know if you knew this but I
rock the
microphone You look one kind of lonely I'm so the
antidote You look seven kinds of juicy like a
slice of cantaloupe You rock the
Sheena Easton 'cause, girlfriend, you got the
look And no, I
am not teasing, you can read me like a
book Erotic fiction in the
kitchen, we'll experiment with foods Leftovers on my boner puts me in a
mighty mood Okay, I'm a
little forward, maybe I
should try reverse; what's your name, what's you game, mind if I
rifle through your purse? Here's the
capper, I'm a
rapper, just do a
Google search; twenty pages, I'm amazin'! What's your addy? I'll send merch! That's when I
saw the
rock, the
ice, the
diamond! It hit me like it's lightning! It's frightening! I'm crying "I was styling, profiling, down payment on my Scion His name is Brian, he's in Fallujah freedom fighting so don't ask me who's your daddy. I'm someone else's mommy You can buy me all my drinks, but you don't get no punani." It's so scary, they're all married. This party just got gnarley Matahari just got sorry, gotta roll like Katamari! Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the
ring, yo! Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the
bling, WHOA! Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the
ring, yo! I
thought I
was a
man 'til I
saw the
wedding band Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the
ring, yo! Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the
bling, WHOA! Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the
ring, yo! I
thought I
was a
man 'til I
saw the
wedding band Well, my name is mc cringle and, yes, ladies, I'm still single I
sadly still read comics; yes, I'll vomit if I
mingle Caught the
curves of Cutey Buttons, looking hotter than an oven Hold up, girl; now back that ass up like your name was Lizzie Grubman Don't make push come to shoving, all I
wants a
little loving Surely something, I
ain't fronting. Aww, come on, Cuddle Muffin Nah, I
ain't no scrub and don't proliferate with pigeons Been tested for disease, even tested for emissions She removed her party gloves and then said, "I'm sorry, love." I'm embarassed, she's got carrots while in Paris from some thug "Oh, he's here and he's a
fan, very deft at dashing plans." Goddamn these wedding bands, they're on every single hand! Well, I
wish you both the
best, congrats, good luck I'll send a
present in the
post with a
note that says "you suck." Sorry that I've been so angered by endangered naked digits Life never caters to my wishes; eff these hater bitches Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the
ring, yo! Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the
bling, WHOA! Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the
ring, yo! I
thought I
was a
man 'til I
saw the
wedding band Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the
ring, yo! Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the
bling, WHOA! Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the
ring, yo! I
thought I
was a
man 'til I
saw the
wedding band Life, it never goes my way, I
know Maybe I'm alone 'cause I
call these bitches hoes Life, it never goes my way, I
know Maybe I'm alone 'cause I
call these bitches hoes Life, it never goes my way, I
know Maybe I'm alone 'cause I
call these bitches hoes Life, it never goes my way, I
know Maybe I'm alone 'cause I
call these bitches hoes