Pitfall
(专辑: #mcchrisisgoodmusic - 2018)
Yes, it's Supercade time Let's have some Supercade fun, fun, fun! Pitfall, big LOLs Lick toads, trip balls Quicksand, my jam Gold bars in my hands My name is Pitfall Harry. My life, it can be scary Often falling down a
pit. When I
trip, it's legendary Always running, something's coming and I
jump it, then I
plummet Every jungle's filled with fortune or fatalities if you're flummoxed That's why you gotta focus jump at the
right time On an alligator head, got no choice and no vines Look out for the
barrels, Donkey Kong's off screen Looking for that marijuana, smoke that green! Get that gold, get that silver, get that shiny diamond ring You won't like a
cobra bite or a
scorpion sting Grab a
torch and a
whip then we'll torch in the
whip Then we'll go score some chicks, quick claw, get a
grip Quicksand likes to suck, tar pits like to swallow Jungle's really rough but I'm a
tough act to follow Weekdays hella lame, all the
same, really shitty On the
weekend, seeking out the
secrets of the
ancient city, what?! Pitfall, big LOLs Lick toads, trip balls Quicksand, my jam Gold bars in my hands Pitfall, big LOLs Lick toads, trip balls Quicksand, my jam Gold bars in my hands Four million copies sold, bro, totally legit It's '81 and Indiana Jones is the
shit Activision in its wisdom, yo, it fell for a
pit A
rip off that would lift off, it was swell for a
bit No-No-No need to explain if you feign to wonder why The
designer David Crane graduated from DeVry Was a
hit at Atari 'till he went on safari Got a
Rari, then he partied, then the
bubble burst, I'm sorry Atari 26 was a
hit for six years Apple 2E made my dad switch gears Too many ETs, where it's buried isn't clear Atari 26, I
guess it disappeared Now if you look on eBay, you buy it for a
grand If you want the
box, please, put up your hands Realities of modern life are rife with strife and hatred I
miss shit being simple, button smashing in the
basement Pitfall, big LOLs Lick toads, trip balls Quicksand, my jam Gold bars in my hands Pitfall, big LOLs Lick toads, trip balls Quicksand, my jam Gold bars in my hands Behind the
counter at Kay Bee, I
see something I
really need Green box features a
scene that was filmed inside my dreams I
see several lovely trees in some jungle overseas I
see adventurer avoiding obstacles with impossible ease A
treasure hunter swinging over the
craziest lake And Activision made it so there's a
gradient wake And ever since I
played it, it is like mania, mate Jumping over snakes makes me feel great in a
way Back in the
day, screen grab was a
camera with a
flash Take a
picture of your high score and you might score a
patch You can put it with your patches on your jean jacket back 'Cause you jumped over chasms like that candle jumper Jack Activision got sold and the
name got bought Now they bring you Call of Duty where you might get shot And, yes, I
am distraught until they bring back Tony Hawk Thank you, Activision, all that sitting by a
box Pitfall, big LOLs Lick toads, trip balls Quicksand, my jam Gold bars in my hands Pitfall, big LOLs Lick toads, trip balls Quicksand, my jam Gold bars in my hands