Venomous Box Jellyfish
(专辑: Lars Attacks! - 2011)
[Intro] Better not be taking my Lucky Charms I've got an army of scary creatures Stop taking yourself so seriously we put weird effects on the
voice, WHAT?! Computer hip-hop [MC Lars] Yo, I'm more deadly than a
venomous box jellyfish My poetry is hella sick, and relevant let's celebrate Forensic DNA is the
way I
murder tracks I'm iller than a
killer on death row so watch your back Like Walt Whitman stacking stanzas damn it's awesome when it flows The
hip-hop Henry Rollins starting moshpits at my shows (born this way) I'm a
(monster) going (Gaga) do you want to take a
ride? The
ghost of Byron talks to me and helps me write my rhymes Like "Dnuorgrednu dedaeh M'i, srewes eht ni gnidih M'i" Translation: "I'm hiding in the
sewers, I'm headed underground" And I'm alive, so glad we both can share this moment Lack of passion, don't condone it, like Em said you've got to own it I'm nice like Albert Einstein, a
walking talking Stephen Hawking Dark matter, spit it faster, got these kids at home all rocking Horris Records, that's the
label, so respect the
competition Still swimmin at the Y
because I'm frugal when I'm winning [Chorus: repeat 2X] I'm a
venomous box jellyfish Box jellyfish! Box jellyfish, I'm hella sick Venomous box jellyfish Box jellyfish! Box jellyfish, I'm hella sick [MC Lars] Greenpoint, that's where my girl and I
both stay Grill & Greens, copping lamb pitas like every single day (mmm) Peter Pan doughnuts, yo I
go nuts for the
coffee Spill it on my Moleskin journal cause sometimes I'm kind of sloppy (whoops) My homey Zack is working on his Ph.D (get it Zack) My homey Mike is working on his Ph.D (get it Mike) I
got my masters in emceeing on these stages My generation is the
greatest, someone had to say it! [Interlude: MC Lars] On Monday, I'm writing rhymes On Tuesday, I'm writing rhymes On Wednesday, I'm writing rhymes On Thursday, I'm writing rhymes On Friday, I'm writing rhymes On Saturday, still writing rhymes On Sunday that's the
day I
experiment with logic presets [Chorus] [MC Lars] Up in the
New York Public Library I
was workin on this song An old man to my right was on YouTube Watchin music videos and singin along Then this other guy got real mad and he yelled at the
guy like "Dude shut up!" They started to fight but a
cop broke it up I
kept writing the
whole thing was nuts! [Interlude] [Interlude: MC Lars] On Sunday, I'm writing rhymes On Monday, I'm writing rhymes On Tuesday, I'm writing rhymes On Wednesday, I'm writing rhymes On Thursday, I'm watching fights On Friday, I'm writing rhymes On Saturday, I'm writing rhymes Hey guess what? Still writing rhymes! [MC Lars] Let the
fish breathe on this one Jellyfish [4X] I'ma let the
fish breathe on this one Jellyfish [4X] [Outro] The
internet has become this place for evil to dwell You understand me? People who blog, whoever No sense of reality, they just blog about you Don't even know you I
got kids man that be readin stuff that ain't true 'bout they father You understand? I
know you know Cause the
people just blog, but you got to have some God, you got to have, a
piece of you that holds you when all of it's bad I
give God all the
credit for my existance man For everything that I've ever become, because He, he man, pe-pe-people don't know [laughing] Oh boy