Zombie T-Rex
(专辑: The Zombie Dinosaur - 2015)
The
zombie t-rex is back, undead swag with that old-school rap 'Cause it's Kurtis Blow with that Nerdist flow, getting pterodactyl fly on the
track Four records deep, five EPs, one mixtape, guess you can't kill me? Poison when I
spit it, Komodo dragon (yeah), nerdcore royalty, kimono dragging Sesquipedalian loquaciousness, no rapper ever born dared to rhyme like this MC Lars with the
rhythmic alacrity, oratory skills 'causing mad catastrophe 'Cause my whole crew's sick, like Kubrick, got your eyes wide shut for this apocalypse Let's face it, I'm an awesome rapper, post-punk laptop velociraptor No, I
won't dumb it down for the
mainstream fan, 'cause the
mainstream fan has lame taste man (yeah I
said it) And I'm flying over hurtles, keep it underground like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles See, a
funny thing happened on my way to the
stage, waylaid by a
stegosaurs snacking on my leg When I
made my escape it was way too late, got that T-virus strain all up in my veins Bringing pain like the
Necronomicon, iguanodon loose up at Comic-Con Tearing up your lawn like a
mochlodon, take away your girl like I
was Donkey Kong Jurassic park this van in your city every time I
rock a
show, 'cause the
fans all bounce when I
light up the
room with my pyroclastic flow, yo! Ahhh!! I'm a
zombie t-rex! (No mercy, no surrender, zombie t-rex I'm killing it forever) [x4] 'Cause I
make that smart music That hard DIY from the
heart music That “Lars, he came to straight rock it,” music That burning down your local Hot Topic music that KRS-One on my album music that of you course I've read up on Malcolm music That PMA all day music That guy who gave you K.Flay music That RIP Pat Wood music That only want to do a
bit of good music That got here on my own music That hey it's “Weird Al” in my phone music That lit-hop Edgar Allan Poe music That show your English teacher how to flow music That, TED Talk, read a
book music That look it's STZA Crack on the
hook music like Ahhh!! I'm a
zombie t-rex! (No mercy, no surrender, zombie t-rex I'm killing it forever) (x4) [Skip Turner:] “Our top story tonight, a
herd of zombie dinosaurs is lose in San Francisco, causing my damage and destruction than the
city has ever seen. We go now live to the
Golden Gate Bridge, where a
zombie tyrannosaurs rex is currently ripping apart the
suspension cables and pushing cars into the
bay.” Ahhh!! I'm a
zombie t-rex! (Killing it forever) Ahhh!! I'm a
zombie t-rex! (No mercy, no surrender, zombie t-rex I'm killing it forever) [x2] [Skip Turner (continued):] “Coming up after the
break, San Francisco has already seen it's local coffee markets impacted by these zombie dinosaurs. What these developments mean for your organic arabica. And then, enterprising young people are bringing gentrification to dinosaur caves and dens. We find the
city's best apocalyptic food trucks… and finally an Oxford study finds that white kids are still not hyphy. What can you do to help? We'll cover it, after the
break.”