Boy's Club
(专辑: The Jeff Sessions - 2017)
We have rituals Sometimes I
like to set up little toys around Like, when I'm drawing Like, uh, I'll just kinda, like Come over here and be like "Oh, today I'm gonna draw with, like The
lizard, or this pterodactyl that has Kinda bent nose." I'm gonna set those guys up All up in the
kaboodle here I'm a
frog named Pepe and I
live With my three best friends I
forgive When they stink up the
bathroom when I'm playing Doom Close the
door Landwolf, Damn! P
U! Cathode Ray to my giant eyes Chilling in the
graveyard, who's that guy With the
pizza pie and the
spider eggs And the
kiwi bird with the
tiny legs? Dat Boi, Harambe they crash on the
floor 2017 internet lore How did it happen I
don't really know Up on the
wall at the
Mapplethorpe show I'm a
4chan star don't ask me why When the
memes on the
scene straight multiply Pants all the
way down to my feet when I
pee 'Cause it feels good man so please let me be Boy's Club! Boy's Club! Welcome to the
Boys Club! Making hella noise club Welcome to the
Boy's Club Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Uh, I'm a
dog named Andy Well, maybe not a
dog, but I'm drawn with a
handy And a
pair of lidded peeps and a
piehole And a
pair of long ears, short shorts, I
snort, I
roll With a
bunch of bros, our apartment's stark Quick with a
thumbs up and a
smart remark The
art is sharp, in color I'm mad yella Snark when I'm gonna barf "my bad, fellas!" As if! Sniffing rock bottom Pop another bottle, and I'm often hotdogging When I'm chilling like a
champion, freezer stinks I'm so freaking lit that I
become a
lynx Now did you know a
thing about a
fancy cheese That they pass through a
cat? Sunglasses, please On the
last page? That was me, I
guess Got a
catch phrase? That would be a
yes Boy's Club! Boy's Club! Welcome to the
Boys Club! Making hella noise club Welcome to the
Boy's Club Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Yo, you ever seen a
poop this lengthy? I'm the
truth in the
bathroom dudes envy! Crude with the
'tude, but my mood is friendly Getting your attention ever so gently Begging your pardon, my partner who rent An apartment, it started, this pencil and parchment The
friendship is strength and ours won't be tarnished And basically target this fart in your face! Bam! My mind don't work backwards Living in the
moment 'cause I
know what's coming after RIP, I'll be lame when I'm dead Eyes got to be on the
prize, they ain't in my head Landwolf, part man, part mammal You never see me give a
damn in any art panel Anything is possible, everything is rock n' roll We unstoppable, pants optional Boy's Club! Boy's Club! Welcome to the
Boys Club! Making hella noise club Welcome to the
Boy's Club Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Inside, and my shades on I'm fresh as the
day's long And my best friends are my roommates And they zag wrapped, and my Js on And they Batman to my Robin They three choice in my op ed And my name is Brett, I
got a
backwards hat I
got Whitney up in my walkman Like "I'm every woman, it's all in me" Got a
treat in the
freezer you won't believe! Ask Sandy, 'cause Birddog's stupid Or Pepe, when he's done pooping I'm B-Money, my team funny I'm Ansel Adams when Landwolf's puking! Boy's Club! Boy's Club! Welcome to the
Boys Club! Making hella noise club Welcome to the
Boy's Club Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Why? Cause it feels good man Going, Matt Furie on 'em Matt Furie on 'em Matt Furie on 'em Man, Matt Furie on 'em Indie comics all-star Comics all-star Indie comics all-star Comics all-star "Just basically, writing comic books, um Is kind of for a
loser, so, um I
lost big time in that department."