Bartleby, The Scrivener
(专辑: The Dewey Decibel System - 2019)
Bartleby! Herman Melville! What a
winning combo. Yeah! [MC Lars:] One day I
placed an ad for a
systems engineer He showed up in a
Toasters shirt, with AirPods in his ears He was fluent in Java, Python, PHP I
told him he was hired, his name Bartleby His workflow was incredible, 10 sessions on his screen Fingers flying I
was crying 'cause I'd built the
perfect team Only wish I'd met him earlier, it's really not that funny How an office space in Sunnyvale can burn that VC I
said Bartleby, will you do this simple task? Update your iOS and see if it will run our app? And he said! No! I'd prefer not to No! I'd prefer not to [Mega Ran:] In the
morning Mr. Turkey's steady coding like a
pro Pumping data, without failure, but starts to slow down later And Nipper's got a
tummy ache from last nights dinner And starts to get distracted, won't put down the
fidget spinner So questions arising over cryptic algorithms To solve the
dispute, they seek Bartleby's opinion We're setting up ecommerce please input the
database But the
office astonished when they heard Bartleby say No! I'd prefer not to No! I'd prefer not to No! I'd prefer not to No! I'd prefer not to [MC Lars:] Hey Turkey! I
know you're named after a
flightless bird, but I
heard you've been working on your scales Can someone please explain why... [MC Lars & Mega Ran:] Bartleby won't leave his office, starring at the
brick wall Twenty-seven empty Red Bulls on his desk, but that's not all If he doesn't leave, we'll probably have to relocate He just won't obey, so he's got no case So the
cops took him to prison and San Quentin's where he sat In a
cell in San Rafael, I
guess he should of ran that app A
scuffle breaks out in the
yard Guards telling him you got to Return to your cell, but he preferred not to No! I'd prefer not to No! I'd prefer not to No! I'd prefer not to No! I'd prefer not to