Open Mic Nite, Pt. 1
(专辑: Vaudeville Villain - 2003)
[Willie B:] Wow, wow, hey, yeah, alright, man, that was great. BYE! Get the
fuck out of here. That was nice. Cut his mic off, thank you. I
am back, I
am your host, little Willie B, representing the
hood, God damn it. A
little fat nigga who got money, so fuck you! Up next, we got the
open mic poetry event, the
fifteenth annual, sponsored by motherfucking Valentine, Cross Country Clothing, and a
lot of wack shit that the
hood will not wear anymore. We got my man up first. His name is Sambuca. Give it up for Sambuca, y'all, come on! The
mic is here, stupid! Come here Sambuca [Benn Grimm as Brother Sambuca:] This is the
tone The
tone that I
speak The
voice The
unheard voice of my people Black White People Purple Yellow Where do we stand Or does it matter Everyone we all, we all live the
same pain of ignorance together And all have been lost And at the
end we all need each other (that's what I'm talking about) And that is how it is Everything goes in a
circle So who are you to judge in whom's who? And who the
hell is who? [Willie B:] Yeah, alright, right, cut, cut his mic, cut his mic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was nice, brother. Alright, we got my man right here coming up on the
microphone. His name is Dr. Moreau! [Rodan as Dr. Moreau:] Yo Inebriated, packing a
tool Spin Doc Moreau, international Svengali flew into county, jacking a
fool vict' Watch the
sack, harass shit, meet his DOOM Fake coward just stays in homeroom, in the
back of the
school Cold War veteran, Iron Curtain Over-the-wall defector, authentic aeronautic agility To avoid the
enemy motion detectors On the
other side of fear is freedom Charismatic persona made conspicuous By his absence, spoke French fluently with a
high-pitched German accent "Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble." Answer the
pop reverence with plain slanguage, mix it with Pig Latin Push the
sizzle, my crizzle organic perfecters kind of like Ma$e and Macy Gray, sounding a
little retarded but still infectious Favorite pastime: attacking the
righteously impaired Attach his back to a
lithium battery, juicing him up, keeping him fat Between delusions of grandeur and his own feelings of inadequacy Exposing the
proletariat hordes who roll with more Funny style Brothers than the
Wayans. Irresistible force Immovable object communicating with prophets and original natives South American Mayans who utilize ancient secret Ether breathing techniques to raise their ki like Super Saiyans These are trained guerrillas not found in the
circus but every Occupation from aviation to cocaine dealers, descended from Scriptures, Biblical, critically acclaimed thrillers Known to sniff codeine, desensitized to errything Stay addicted to painkillers, professional brain-spillers [Willie B:] Aw shit! You know it's on! We got my man without the
encyclopedia! His name is Louis Logic! Holla! [Louis Logic:] Come on! Come on! Yeah, yeah, check, check, yo [Louis Logic:] I
used to be A
loudmouth back before I
turned into a
loud jerk Crowd-surfing into chicks with big tits mouth-first I've been looking down shirts since I
was young Prince of the
drunk, swimming in drums of cinnamon rum (Woohoo!) Isn't it fun when you piss on a
punk in a
contest That isn't supposed to elevate beyond threats? Y'all bitches just come to measure dicks? Fuck all of that Nonsense. I
already got stoned, I'm getting sticks If names don't hurt you, I
may just murk you Slay the
first dude out too late for curfew And in case you heard Lou's a
bad sport, you'll get A
crash course in getting your ass kicked if you ask for it How about a
passport to a
nice, little place The
landlord describes as a
boot right in your face? Fuck the
games. I
won't just smudge your name. I'll Feed you your own nuts today if you like bitter taste